A Dream (Pest) Team for NCAA Basketball Championship

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Well, Tri-County Pest Control fans, the final game of the annual March Madness tournament is tonight!  Villanova will be taking on Michigan in tonight’s contest, and it is shaping up to be a phenomenal game for both teams.  Now, while all eyes will be on these two teams, who says that humans are the only ones that can play basketball? We took the liberty to create a dream team of pests, which is sure to be quite the competition against any other team.  Keep on reading to see who we’ve drafted to our team!

Point Guard

The best point guard in the game, in our opinion, is an ant.  These types of players are not only fast, but they understand the value of teamwork.  As a point guard, who is most often known as the leader of the team, a good sense of teamwork is vital for success.  

Shooting Guard

Over at shooting guard, we know that a mosquito would be a perfect fit.  Not only are they extremely agile, but they can shoot the ball with needle-like precision.  In addition, they can literally suck energy right out of their opponents, making them quite the adversary on the court.

Small Forward

Playing small forward, we’re drafting a flea.  While fleas are small, they have the highest jump on the court, and can easily dunk on all of their other opponents—perfect for a small forward.

Power Forward

For a power forward, we’re looking at a spider to fill the role.  Spiders are fast, nimble, and can weave a web of defense right under the basket.  If you are looking for someone to play a zone defense, look no further than a spider.

Center

Finally, for our center, we’re going to go with a cockroach.  Roaches may seem small, but they are incredibly strong for their size, and will not be crushed by anything else on the court.  Also, since they are an absolute pain to get rid of, the opposing team will be bound to have a very tough time on offense.

There you have it, our top-picks for an all-star pest team.  This team will certainly prove to be a problem against any opponent, and they are sure to put a strain on you and your family if they decide to make your home their locker room.  Luckily enough, getting rid of them proves to be a breeze when you turn to a time-tested company known for their professionalism and expertise.

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